It’s tea time. Azula! Have you met the Dai Li? They’re earthbenders, but they have a killer instinct that’s so firebender. I just love it. Avatar: The Last Airbender | Book Two: “The Crossroads of Destiny”
Madison Square Garden (2011) » Crawling Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me Distracting, reacting Against my will I stand beside my own reflection It’s haunting how I can’t seem To find myself again My walls are closing in
Donald Trump made an appearance on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air episode “For Sale By Owner” in 1994. He plays himself and the storyline is he is interested in purchasing the Banks’ large Bel-Air mansion.
Will’s uptight cousin Carlton (being Carlton) is so excited about meeting Trump that he faints. Remember, at this point in history, Trump was merely a rich businessman, and probably Carlton’s idol.
Carlton’s sister, Ashley, however, is furious with Trump because she doesn’t want her father to sell their childhood home. She yells to his face that he’s ruining her life to which he responds: “Everybody’s always blaming me for everything.”
The producer, Gary Miller, remembers being called to Trump’s dressing room to listen to the future president complain about how he didn’t think his lines were funny enough. At one point backstage, Miller says, Trump “threw a tantrum” and tossed his script into the air, pages flying everywhere.
Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:
Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster.
They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?”
And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire.
Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”
i didn’t realise until now that sokka’s crossing his arms to push his biceps out and give the appearance of muscles my dude you are fifteen a fake beard and biceps are not going to fool this man
Zuko has the Perry Platypus effect but it’s based on how he wears his hair. When he wears it in an updo, he’s the respected and honorable Fire Lord Zuko of the Fire Nation. Once he lets his hair down though, he is unrecognizable as the leader of a whole country and becomes Lee with The Good Tea.
It’s led to some fun moments in the palace where Zuko is relaxing by the turtleduck pond and some ambassador finds him and exclaims “What’s Lee from the Tea Shop Doing Here?!” then Zuko puts his hair up real quick and the ambassador goes “Firelord Zuko?!”
Zuko will be visiting Uncle Iroh at the shop and helping out with his hair in a topknot and customers are like “Firelord Zuko! What are you doing working in a tea shop?” then he lets his hair down and they go “Oh, it’s Lee! How’s it going?! Where have you been these past months?”
This happens every time without fail. This is also the reason why people are confused about which man Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe is actually dating. He has been spotted with both Lee With The Good Tea and Firelord Zuko, people are making bets. There might already be a theater production in place about this intense love triangle.
People are out of their minds because they’re fighting on who the best couple is.
the play has a rabid fanbase who start intense debates over which of them sokka should end up with. sokka/blue spirit stans are the most dedicated
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